...And then the world exploded.

highway131:

adriofthedead:

hankpeters:

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The Times of the Day: Subway announced today that it will soon begin selling $2 six-inch subs in an effort to match fast-food rivals who already offer their customers more “economy-friendly” options.

The deal will only apply to Subway’s meatball and cold-cut subs, but, as USA Today points out, two six-inch subs would beat the $5 price point of the restaurant chain’s popular foot-long.  

In what seems like related news, horse meat might soon be back on the market in the US after Congress quietly lifted a ban on horse meat inspection funding that had been in place since 2006.

[usatoday / ap via time.]

ok that horse meat thing is kinda shitty i guess??? but dude look at those subs. i can eat this sub for $2 now. do you have any idea how excited this makes me???

welp I know where I’m going for lunch tomorrow

um for the record nothing is wrong with horse meat. it’s eaten in Europe a lot and it’s hardly bad for you. it’s supposed to be really tasty, too. I’ve always wanted to try it, and the friends I have who have sampled it said it was delicious. as much as I think horses are rad, I’m gonna have no guilt eating horse meat if I can get my hands on it.

that said, jesus I want a meatball sub

HORSES ARE FOR RIDIN’, NOT EATIN’, NICK.

But seriously, I’m not actually knocking horse meat till I’ve tried it. :P